As most of you know I have a very good friend named La
Sha who I am always with. Which works out very well since her son and Nathan are the best of friends, at least most of the time! They share a very unique brotherly love where they are friends one minute and mortal enemies the next! (Since La
Sha and I have words for everything we will call them
frenemies!) La
Sha in fact spends so much time at my house that she has acquired the nickname "squatter" from my husband! Lately La
Sha has not been around nearly as much! She has been helping out another friend by caring for her two young children during the day. I do not mind sharing "my" La
Sha with other people however we miss her! By we I do mean all of us, even my husband (although he will not admit it). Without "squatter" around he has to listen (or at least pretend to listen)to me talk endlessly about everything that I usually tell La
Sha. Nathan will ask me daily where "
Da Sha" is because no "
Da Sha" means no Peyton and no Peyton means no fun! Then there is Lilli and well Lilli just misses her "Auntie La
Sha", because she makes her laugh and paints her toenails! Charlie and Maggie even miss her because there are no extra hands to scratch them and now who are they suppose to lay by when they have to pass gas! Without La
Sha around, our house is missing a great deal of LAUGHTER. (after all who else do you know who
reenacts the clue movie so well!) I now have to post a wanted add in the news paper that will read as follows:

WANTED: A full time squatter
Must have the following qualifications:
able to complete at least 85% of the OK Magazines crossword puzzle with minimal to no help from me
be VERY competitive and enjoy playing scrabble and other random games
like to watch Amazing Race, Survivor and Big Brother then compare notes
capable of doing voice overs
have a sharp eye for people watching
have an outgoing personality with stalker like traits
You will only be considered for this position if you are able to multi task! You will need to be my right and left hand when mine are full! Must like the song currently playing called Pull shapes by the Pipettes and believe that it truly makes the world a happier place
Serious inquiries only